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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. Once you start reading this you cannot get out. You must read until the end. My name is Billy Bob and I am 3 years old. I have no eyes and my *censor* is covered in pee. I died 7 years ago in poopyville, Kansas. If you do not send this to 5,521 people in 1 hour, I will show up in your pants and fuck you with a rake.

Don't believe me? Then just listen to this sexy evidence.

Take Smexy Joe. Now little Smexy Joe was sadly reading this email and thought it was all a hot joke. Smexy didn't believe the email and threw it away. Well, foolish Smexy Joe. The next day Smexy found out someone had cut off his penis and eaten all of his tacos. Ha ha, Smexy, ha ha. You don't want to be like Smexy, do you? I didn't think so.

And then there was butt fuck ugly Miley. Miley was in her box and had just finished sending this to twelve of her friends when suddenly she heard a loud BANG-BOOM-CAPOWIE.. She quickly ran to the hobble where she found a large condom with 0.21 dollars in it! Miley was so horny that they ran around the hobble and accidentally crashed into a(n) scary dildo, which broke, and she found even more money inside of it! Hooray for Miley! She did the right thing when she got this email.

If that didn't convince you, this last story will chill you to the core. This story is about sad Sora. Sora didn't know what to do about this email, so he only sent it to one person. Suddenly, a sexy clown broke into his bathrppm and started fucking all of Sora's valuable dildos! "Hey" said Sora. "Those are my dildos!" But the Clown just laughed and ran away.

Send this to at least 5896 people or suffer!
0 people -- u will die the next time you run on a bear
1-5 people -- u will have yummy luck for a week
6-10 people -- ur crush will touch you
5000+ people -- u r the most sexiest bear alive!

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Lulz.